Girls we really arent all stupid are we?

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of

men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole

Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with

their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last

week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion

starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I

just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she

says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads t o

hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded

to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am

and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was

going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted

to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a

nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department

store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different

very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I

told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment

her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'We went

on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond

earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought

I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she w as

testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't

even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I

said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I

think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly

contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like

it.'Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

baffled, 'WHAT?'I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this

stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as

a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'And

just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,

'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that

bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Who knew ordering pizza could be so difficult

So last night having finals to study fir I decided to save myself dome time and not cook dinner. Save some time we will see. So I decided to order pizza from pier 49 we ordered the Alcatraz add peprochini +Cesar salad. 6:45 the order arrives at this point I am starving I open the Cesar salad no dressing strike number one. My wife bites into the pizza to discover that it isn't cooked all the was the dough is only cooked half way through. Well to make a long story shorter the delivery guy corrected the order and ended up comping the whole meal. All praise to free pizza I guess next time I'll ask for the pizza well done. Why does this always happen to me?